Redman Cant Wait

(radio crackles as its tuned)

".. possibly a lot of rain this afternoon, with thunderstorms.

Highs in the mid 80s, and lows about 75 degrees.

Its 11:30 A.M. on WFDS, +Were From the DarkSide+ radio.

This is Dave RocknReel, as we take a caller.

Caller, youre on the air."



[Roz]

Yeah yeah yeah! This is Roz from Newark.

And I wanna hear that song by Redman, "Cant Wait."

That song the BOMB yo!



"You got it. Comin from the DarkSide radio, this is _Cant Wait_."



[Redman]

Whooooooo! Yo yo yo, comin to you live

smokin mad Phillies with my niggaz from the Hooterville section

And all my niggaz from the (?) section, word is bond

Somebody said Jamaica Queens in this motherfucker

I dont give a fuck! We gon set it off like this

Jersey in the fuckin hid-ouse, (?)



[Verse One]

Im like RRRAHHH RRRAHHHH, like I had cerebral palsy

My flows bes wet like all you girls drawers be

Crack the Phils, spread the buddha then the hidash

Roll it up and then ask, who chipped in for the ten bag?

Et cetera, I roll my blunts with two textures

Pick up fifty bags and then I smoke all the extras

Its the truth, like vodk one-eighty proof

Dont drop your drawers, Ill fuck through your daisy dukes (true!)

Put your fingers up in the air if youre high (hiiigh)

I walk by (byyyy) so eff a drive (byyyy)

I swing a (?) batting average as half as

good as Reggie Jacksons thats why you talk backwards

Enough; chumps be on some Bogart shit like Humphrey

You couldnt beat me if you ran with +21 Jump Street+

Or +90210+, fuck it yo

In the movies Im the nigga puffin buddha in the back row



[Chorus: Repeat 8X]

I cant wait to get it on



[Verse Two]

Im just a smokey boy, Im from the +Land of the Lost+

You cant see me - like Charlie Angels boss; Im often

coolin round the blid-docks, I rock round the clid-dock

My glid-dock cocked, from here to 16th and Len-nox

Ask Roger Thomas if Im gettin scopic

I was milk like two tits, now Im butter like Blue Bonnet

Now who got the funk? (We got the funk!)

Ay ay aiyyo well I got the weed! (We got the blunts!)

I never sniffed; I used to puff woolies in a jam

Back in eighty-eight, when it was twenties to the gram

Bizzail, you couldnt feel me in braille, hell

I write my names on walls in smoke spots when Im buyin L

the fly guy with the Force like Luke Sky

Down for a (??) bitch if youre fly

The Funkadelic, been rockin mics since the fourth grade

I Terminate like X and I +Terminate" like Schwarzeneg

Dum-de-dum, rock like Buju Banton

Soup like won ton, funk by the tons, to rumps

PLEASE! My whole crew is makin cheese

Tonights the night baby, so suck up on these - and its on



[Chorus]



[Verse Three]

I said I, catch the A-train, to the left

Smoke the choc, I set shit off like Boba Fett

Big up to all my niggaz in the housin projects

Im runnin up in ya continue to split your guts

GRAB THE RAIL, if you get scared of my lines when I rock well

Got Whits like Pernell, shits the bomb like Aknel

Rickety rocket, mind deep as the Loch Ness

Waste niggaz like toxic, wet like galoshes

Can I handle my biz? (Yes you can!)

I cause +Chaos+, and bring a lot of +Def+ to +Jams+

Yes I can; now act stupid Ill pop the trunk

Ka-KLUNK, now give me a ba-bump, BA-BUMP

Oooh cool, smooth like two blue suede shoes

Yall faggots slept on my Hoffman(?) and Kools

Word to Dan Tan Pillow and Cool B

Switchin speeds like Bruce Lee ridin up Fuji in a movie

I drop it on the one, fuck the two-three

Funky like a box of coochies on loose leaf



Yo yo, I said..

Switchin up speeds, like Bruce Lee, ridin up Fuji, in a movie

Heh, I be sayin some shit!

Now.. if you didnt get it..

Laugh now.. and then figure the shit out when you get home!


[ Cant Wait Lyrics ]